শুক্রবার, ২৭ জুন, ২০১৪

Shuvo Kamona Sms

Amake Chare Jodi 2mi Sukhe Thakte Paro Onno Ke Niye Tahole Ami Bolbo Valo Thako Onek Sukhe Thako.Joto Din Basbo Dowa Korbo 2umader Jonno,Amar Jiboner Moto Jhor Jano Na Ase 2umader Jibone.Tomake Koto Ta Miss Kori Ta Sudhu Ami Jani.Ami Jani Ami Tomake Koto Ta Valobashi.Tomar Kotha Vabte Vabte Ghum Hariye Jay.Kate Jay Onek Rat.Ar Sei Tumi Sukher Onuvuti Te Ghumiye Jaw.Ta o Boli Valo Thako.

Jaccho Dure Jao Tumi Badha Dibo Na.. Joto Badhai Asuk Pothe Voy Tumi Peo Na.. Tomar Jonno Roilo Onek Suvo Kamona. . .

Car E Dike Kalo Amr,Lage Na Kichu Valo.Tmr Jibon Adhar Hole O,Ami Hobo Alo.Dukkho Amr Hok Jotoi,Vabe Na Ta Ami.Amr Kotha Na Vebe,Valo Thako Tmi.

Fule Fule Vore Jak Tomar Vubon. Rongdhonur Moto Sat Rongge Rangguk Tomar Jibon. Dukkho Kosto Gulo Hariye Jak Dur Ojana Deshe. Tomar Jibon Jeno Sukher Sagore Vase. Ai Kamona Kori Ami Bidhater Jace.<=ZZZ=>

Sukhe Thaki, Dukhe Thaki... Khobor To R Rakho Na... Akhon To Amay 2me... Vhalo R Vasho Na... Joto Valobasha Chilo Diye Chilam 2mak. 2buo 2me Kichutey Bujlena Amak.Jekanei thako jevabei thako valotheko.

Nirobe Achi! Vebona Vule Gechi,Jani Karo Akasher Chad Hote Parbo Na.Tai Tara Hoye Dur Theke Prarthona Janai, VaLo Thako.

Emon Kew Tumar Jibone Asuk, Je Tumar Caowa-Paowar Mullo Dibe, Je Tumi Jibontake Sajabe Rongin Fule, Je Voriye Debe Tumar Jibon Sukher Poroshe, Je Thakte Pashe Valobese Tumar Sukhe-Dukhe." Ei Kamonar Kori Bidhatar Kache.

Tumi Thako Onek Dure, Paina Khuje Tumai. Amar Hridoyer Khatai Veshe Bera Tumi Obiroto, Prithibi Jure Tumi Apon Koto. Hat Barale Dhora Jaina, Kono Kichu Valo Lage Na..Tai Dur Theke Ektai Prarthona, Shukhe Thako, Valo Thako Kori Kamona.

 Dukkho Thakuk Onek Dure Shat Sagor Nodir Tire. Sukh Gulo Asuk Fire Tomar Jibon Rangate. Tomar Jonno Ai Kamona Kori Sara Jonom Dhore. <=ZZZ=

Sobuj boner misti paki. obuj tar mon. kew bujena jogot jure k tar apon. apon mone gure beray nil akaser buke. amio chai tumra o thako oder moto Sukhe..!

 Kawk Valo Laglei Take valobese Felona.Age Dekbe, tar Ruper sathe Moner mil Ace Kina.Karon mon Hin Ruper Ceye Valo Moner Kalo Manus Onek Valo......

Rupli chad dicce alo,asa kori aco valo,2mr kotha porche mone tai sms ta korlam tumar phone,sukhe theko valo theko, maje maje mone porle phone na korlew sms koro.

Dukkher Sagor Ei Buke Dhore Asi Ami, Tobuo Kamona Chirokal Sukhe Theko 2mi, Moner Betha Bujbe Ki Kore 2mi, 2mi to Amay Valobasho Ni, valo theko tumi.

Himal Batashe Dule Shuvro Kashful. Nodir Du Kul Tai Anonde Bekul. Ak Tukro Megh Er Fake Aktu Misti alo. Ai Tuku Chai Sudu Tumi Thako Valo.

Sorger Sukh Jeno Tomar Jibone Ase Ami Partho Na Korbo Bidhatar Kace. Hajar Fuler Majhe Golap Jemon Hase Thik Temon Kore Tomar Mukhe Hasi Jeno Protidin Fote.<=ZZZ=>

Asha Kori "Close up" er Sojibota O "Lipton Taza" Chayer Amez Niye Valoi Achen.. "Lux" er Rupe R "Keya" Telcom Poudarer Moto Mittha Morichika Hoye Thakben Na. Jibontake "Dano" Milk er Moto Pustikor Koren. Apnar Jibon Hok "Dettol" Sabaner Moto Jibanu Mukto!! Ai Kamony Kori...!!

Bondhu Tumi Hridoy Jure. Aso Amr Choker Arale. Kemon Aso Koto Dure Tomai Sudu Mone Pore. Sms Kore Pathiye Dilam Kemon Aso Janiye Dio Amr Tore.

 Sokaler misti roder jilik.pakhir konthe somudrer sur are pokritir sundozzo O valobasa diye tomader janai 'shovo sokal'R'I'

KlanTo Ami Adhar Gore, Mon Royeci Ochinpure Besto Tumi Khone Khone, Tomay Vison Mone Pore, Alo Chayar Nibir KheLa, Valo Thako Shara BeLa.

 Surjer kache prio din,Chader kache rat. Amar kache prio 2mi,Pawar onek sad. Valobese 2may ami,Kori ashirbad. Best of luck.

Monta jeno tumar kokhono na hoy sonno. Tumar jibonta hok dhonno.shuvo kamona tumar jonno. Valo theko tume sharakkhon. Best of luck

Tomar hridoy purno hok Anondo r sukh dia_ Valobasha, Shuvo kamona prio pathalamsms dia..!!

 protidin, proti somay, hoito ami tomar kachhe nei kintu amar chinta, amar swapno, amar shuvechha, amar sms, sob somay tomar sathe thakbe.

 Suno he Bidata_boli 2mr kache. Ei jogote deowar moto sob'e 2mr ache. 2mr kache sobar jonno 1ti jines chai, j jake valobashe, take jeno pay...

Tomar hridoy purno hok Anondo r sukh dia_ Valobasha, Shuvo kamona prio pathalam sms dia...

*Sopno Gulo Sotti Hok, Sokol Asa Purno Hok, Dukkho Dure Jak, Sukhe Jibon Vore Jak, Jibonta Hok Dhonno, Shuvo Kamona 2mr Jonno.!!

Suno he provu, boli 2mr kache. Ei jogote dewar moto sob e 2mr ache.2mr kache sobar jonno 1ti jinis chai. J jake valobase, take jeno pay.

Ovimnr meg vasiy daw dure.Mon krapr dinT 2mr naAsuk fire.Duko gulo daw uriy dur aksr nire.Osim suk boy asuk 2mr jbn jure

Tumake dukkho dao, kosto dao. Karon, ami tumake valobasi. Tumi valo theko, sukhi hnye, sorbodai a kamon kori.

Sobug Boner Misti Pakhi Obujh Tar Mon.,. Keu Jane Na Jagat Jure k Tar Apon Jon.,. Apon Mone ure Beray Oi Nil Akasher Buke.,. Amio Chai Oder Moto Tumio Theko Sukhe...

Kicho asha,kico valobasa.Kicho pawa,kicho harie jawa.Kicho tan,kicho oviman.Kicho rin,kicho sopner din.Ei nie jibonta 2mer r o hok rongin.

Ekti pakhi gacher dale, Tomar kotha amay bole, Bolche setar sure sure, Tumi acho anek dure, "BONDHU" Tumi valo theko, Amay sudhu mone rekho...

Polaser ronge sajuk sokal, projapotir ronge katuk dupur,basonti ronge namuk sondha, falguni ronge pohak rat bondhu 2mar.

Taja pholer misti grane.viguk tomar misti prane.notun gaser kochi pata .dur hoye jak joto dukkho beta..mone rekho amar kotha..

Shopno houk porno dhokko houk corno ase joto kosto hoye jak nosto dur houk klante tomar jibon ta hoye uthok poriporno shantir.

Chadni rater chader moto. Akash vora tarar moto. Bagan vora fuler moto. Surjo ota vorer moto. Sundor hok tomar jiboner protiti mohorto.

Akash theke neme asuk soccho meger bela. jibon jure chorie poruk bondutter mela. Muche jak dukkho joto kosto obohela.

Muche dao purno Bedona,khule dao moner janala.vule jao bethar glani,muche jak chokher pani.jore jak dukkho-durasa,mone jagao notun asha.G8 E

>> Sad Sms

Bedonar bishade molin keno aaj valobasa? Nirobotai keno aaj moneri vasa? Olpete hoyni a mon emon pathor. Valobesei porlo mone kalir Achor..

Jodi hariye jai jiboner tore, sriti gulu vulona, rekho joton kore, sritir majhe hoy2 khuje pabe amay, sedin r asbona birokto korte 2my.

Jokon TUMI ese cile..Valobasar songi hoye.. Bolecile o go tumi.. Basbae valo JIBON diye. Aj keno KOSTHO hoye.. Dure gele AMAY cere. Shopno gulu VISHAD hoye. Amay kaday proti RATTE..Tobu o vece aci kostho niye..Abar hoyto asbe fire..Valobasr songi hoye

Ami jodi 2mar cokher jol hotam,hoyto goriye portam,but 2mi jodi amr cokher jol hote ami kokkono kadtam na. keno jano?2mak harabar voye.

Ami thakbo kalo megher arale- Kosto niona kokhono bristi jhorale.Jochna rate nodir jole gie,dekhbe amr chobi,vaschi nil akaser chad hoye..

Hoyto 2mi basbe valo j din ami thakbona,Shanto hoye ghumiye jabo r konodin jagbona.Valobese dakbe thokon kache ami asbona.

Nik akashe tara Mela.. "Tomay vabi sara Bela... "Nijum rate chader Alo... "Tomay chara lagena Valo... "Boshe asi ami Aka... "kakhon pabo tomar Dekha..."

Golap fute..bagan saje.. "suk ase moner maje.. "Rangilo sobai notun saje.. Chad hasilo tarader maje. "dukkho gulo jak dheke. Suveccha roilo hridoy theke..

Surjo bole amar sathe jhojmolia haso.. batash bole amar sathe khusir srote vaso. jhorna bole aso bondhu praner kotha koi. 2mi bondhu amar hobe na .. ami jodi 2mar na hoi..

Prottek sagorer 2to kinara thake. kiso manus valobashe jeneo dokkho dey abar kew dure rekhe anondo pay.

Kawke paowa ato soja na. kew moner manus na hole mone jayga pay na. bondhutto sohoje gore othe na.. kin2 venge deaa jay khub sohoje..

Jonmo nibo 2mar chokhe. mise robo 2mar chokher jole. jhore porbo 2mar gale r. hariye jabo 2mar thote..

Fuler sathi pojapoti , raater sathi tara , amar kono sathi nei, ami sathi hara..

Hridoy diye vebo sudu Ridoyer kotha. "Aj theke tumi hobe Projapotir pakha.. "vebona kokhono acho eka. Hat barale bondhu tomi Pabe amar dekha.

Ajo mon kade 2mar ashay ajo boshe achi 2mari ashay kobe ashbe 2mi hobe kobe puron jibon ja olpo somoer beche thakbo kotokhon.

Joto Dure Jao Na Keno Aachi Tomar Pashe, Takiye Dekho Akash Pane Ghum Jodi Na Ashe, Kache Amai Pabe Tumi Hat Barabe Jei, Jodi Na Pao Janbe Sedin Ami R Nei.

Valobesay tobe kano kache alena Tomi bina ami hay boro akela.. "Sopno jodi keray nebe kano dekhale.. sei sopner majay.. Aj amay keno poralay ..

Tomi nei bole suk paki gece ure. Moner kosto meg hoye cok diya jore "jani tomi R firbena a moner nire.. Moner dorja khola rakeci jodi aso fire..

Tukro kichu kotha r dukher aral kora sriti, botol bondi jibon majhe jhapsa ak riti, fike jokhon hobe akash, urbe jokhon dhulo, porbe mone abar sei purano sritigulo.

vabna kivabe bodle jai, kuyasay dhake mon, jol jome ajo saluk patay, achin pakhir gungun, khachar vitor sikol pore, ratri name kokhon, jante chayna amar ami, kano korle erokom.

jibon ta aj sada pata lekhar kichu nei, moruvumi-te dariye achi purano ami sei. hotat kore keno kade aj amar mon. takiye dekhi hariye gechhe amar priyojojon.

nijhum keno amar sokal, kalo keno raat, sob kichu hariye aj sunno amar hat, moner abeg mone chepe takai akash pane, vabi keno hariye gelam morichikar tane?

Vober maya saira shobay, Ekdin choyla jay, Tui temi amay saira, Choyla geli hay, Jody tore fira paitam, boke joraitam re.

Jokhon tumi amak prosno korle Kar Jibonta 2mar Kase Besi Dami? Ami bollam-"Amar jibon" Tumi tokhon chole gele, but tumi janlena tumiy amr jibon!!

Jokhon tumi amak prosno korle Kar Jibonta 2mar Kase Besi Dami? Ami bollam-"Amar jibon" Tumi tokhon chole gele, but tumi janlena tumiy amr jibon!!

2make kache peye valobasha ki bojte pari nai,aj 2make harie bojteci valobasha ki,akbar fere esho,heaven

kichu swapno chiro kal theke jay, kichu uttor ajo melena, kichu kotha ajo mone pore, kichu sriti chokhe jol ane, moreo more na kichu asha, etar nam valobasa.

Kokhono Jodi Dekha Hoye Jaye Dujonar Poth Cholar Pothe She Din O Dekbe Tumi Ami Achi Boshe Tumari Poth Cheye.....

Sukh holo nodir dew But, choya jay na. Koshto holo aguner uttap, ja mon k jaliye dey.

Tumi amay bulte paro ei kotha to mante parina ei moneri rong diye to r karo chobi akte pari na..

jokhon amra chhoto chhilam tokhon amader bondhu chhilo, somay chhilo.... aj somay o nei, bondhu o nei....

jibone kokhono 2to jinis nosto korte nei.... 1.hridoy 2. somporkho hridoy nosto hole manush 1bare more jai, r somporkho nosto hole manush tile tile more.

Shobuj boner chotto paki, obujh tar mon. Keu janena jogot jure k tar aqonjon. Apon mone ghure beray nil akaser buke. Taito nije dukhi hoyeo, shukhi sobar chokhe

Emon mritto chai- Jomduth jokon duare khara, ek hate ful onno hathe tara, bolbo ami ektu dara, mur prartona j hoyni sara. Emon mritto chai- Ful hathe kuno ek elukeshi romoni, Mur shomadir pashe boshe gaibe gaan virohi.

akta sobi amake maje maje kore kobi. se sobi ta kar ta ami jani na. sudu se amar vabnate ase.

golap ful marto ekdin er jonno thake, kintu bondhutto thake sara jibon-er jonno, ice ke dhore rakha jaina, thik temni valobasa sell hoi na.

Nil akash kalo hole gelo , Diner alo adhar hoe gelo, chader alo nibe gelo , Tara gulo muche gelo , tmi amay nibie dile bhabini kokhono emon korbe.

Emon kawke por vebo na je tomake apon vabe,Amon kawke vul bojho na je tomake bondu vabe, Amon kawke vule jeona je tomake miss kore.

vul"kore jodi kono "vul" hoye thake, tahole "vul"mone kore "vule" jeo.Tobe "vule" jeo shudhu "vul" ke. "Vul" kore amake "vulo"na kinto.

Prem is Mohapap, Love kora ovishap. Valobasar protifol, Buke betha Chokhe Jol.Moner kosto dur koro, SmS ti share koro..

*RODH always matha gorom korey day,, *SHIT always matha thanda korey day...... *BRISTI always chokh theky pani jhoray [ar akjon ache jey tinota aksathei koray] boloto ki seta,,,!!!!!!

Pocha Hasir Sms

Ekta kaaj -er pore meyera bole : Ki bibhotso boro chilo na? Prathame ki bhoy karchilo na? Issh! Jodi aro time petam Samnerbar aro bhalo kore debo ! Kee kaaj balo to ? : : Exam -er katha bolchi , Tumi kee bhebechili ?

Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi Ami boli: Beta du paayer majhkhane ekta tokaa maaro, Agar dard nahi, to mard nahi ! ;-)

Ek daktar Rogir pechhone dourochche. Sabai jigges korlo : Kee hoyechhe ? Doctor : Haramjada 4 baar Nasbandi karate eseche, aar pratyek baar lome (pubic hair ) shave koriye paliye gechhe !

Ronny Phul-shajyar ghar theke beriyeche. Bondhura bollo : Boss, 3 din dhore Phul-shajya ? R: Hatachchara, aage bol, Vaseline -er jaygaay Favicol ke rekhechhlio ?

Bus-e sahajatri Ronny -ke : Public apanaake dhore petalo keno ? Ronny : Arre Kichchu naa. Bus -e amar passport photo pore gechhlio. Ami sudhu bollam, Madam apnar sari -ta tulun ami photo tulbo !

Ronny-r chokh phule geche Protibeshi : Kee hoyeche ? Ronny : Wife mereche Protibesi : Kintu ami to jantam tomar wife Delhi geche ! Ronny : Han amio tai jantam !

 Ekta lift -e lekha : Meyeder specially jotno nin !. Tar niche lekha : Ekbare shudhu 6 jan lok-i chapte paare !

Boy : ami jodi tomake kiss kore chole jai to ? Girl : Tahole bhabbo je puro exam paper complete korte parto se Objective likhe paliye gelo ! ;-)

1st Girl : kal raate Swapno dekhlam amake ekjan chaku diye marche ! 2nd girl : Tui tension koris na, swapno jodi satyi hoto tahole roj amake abortion karate hoto ! ;-)

Rakhi Sawant Sabji-walar kachhe giye 1 feet lamba mulo dekhe jigges korlo : Eta kee ? Sabji-wala bollo : "yeh mere liye to muli hai, apke liye mamuli hai "

Ekta meyer T-shirt-e ekta car -er chhobi printed ache. Ekta bachcha chhele barbar seta dekhchilo. Meyeta bollo : kakhono Car dekhis ni naki ? Chheleta bollo : dekhechi, kintu eto boro speed-breakers kakhono dekhini ! ;-)

Kid : Aunty apnar meye eto slim kee kore holo ? Aunty : O salad khub pochhondo kore to, tai . Kid : Han aunty, ei janya or balish-er niche sab samay gajar, mulo paoya jaay ! ;-)

Salesgirl : Sir ekhane smoke korbenna please . Smoking allowed noy. Ronny : Kintu ami to cigarette apnar shop thekei kinechhi ! Salesgirl : Sir, amra to Condom -o bikri kori ...... ;-)

Bolun to eman ekta shakto jinis jeta ekta lomosh gorto-r modhye dhukiye nara nari korle khub satisfaction / aaram paoya jaay. Kee jinis seta ? Ans : Inhaler !! Apni kee bhebechilen ? ;-)

Ronny-r sange sadya alap haoya ekti meye Ronny-ke jigges korlo : Achcha tumi meyeder modhye kee dekho ? Ronny : Eta depend korche meye-ta aschhe na jachchhe tar opar. ;-)

Jakhan ekta golap puro-puri phute jaay takhan : its ready to PLUCK R jakhan ekta meye 18 bacharer hoye jaay, she is ready to : : : VOTE ! Tumi kee bhebechlie ? Chhee ! ;-)

(ek jungle e ek jora pramik-pramikar gari nosto hoise) boy: tomake 1ta kiss kori? girl: tumi dekhi oi chorer moto.. j pura gari churi korar chance peyeo.. shudhu garir chaka churi korte chay.

Son: ma, 5 taka dao to.ma: keno?son: badam khabo.ma: badam khabi keno?son: sir class e bolesen, badam khele shokti and dom bare.ma: o tai. tahole 10 takanie ja. tor babar jonno 5 takar nie ashish.

Mallika Sehrawat Baba Raamdeb ke jigges korlo : Ami chaan karar samay kee lagabo jate amar Jouban surakshita thake ? Baba bollo: . . . Bathroom -er darjaa !

Ekta meye urine test karate geche. Test report exchange hoye geche. Doctor bollo: Tumi pregnant ! Girl : 0h God ! Ekhan to mulo, gajar er opareo bharsa kara jay na !

Ek Girls' Hostel theke phone esechhe Police Station -e : Aamader ekhane daakat porechhe. 3 ghanta baade dhore niye jaaben !

Ami ekta Jangia / brief design korechhi. Eman shakto je ota pore aapni jadi 10 tala theke jhaanpiye poren, aapnar MAATHA phete jaabe kintu Jangia phaatbena

Husband : Tumi jadi Ranna korte paarte, Radhuni ke chhaatai (sack) kore ditaam. Wife : Tumi jadi kaajer kaaj ta korte paarte, Driver -ke chhaatai kore ditaam !

Biyer kayek bachhor par Shashur, Jamaike dhoreche. Shashur : Eki Amit, biyer 6 bachhorey amar meyer 6 khana bachcha hoye gelo ?! Jamai : Daddy, ami aapnake katha diyechhilam, ami jatoi garib hoinaa, aapnar Meyer pet kakhono khali rakhbona !

Ronny: Janis to ekta Bangladeshi meye amake aaj thappor merechhe. Bachchu : Keno ? Ronny : Janina yaar. Ami shudhu bolechhilam, apnader Dhaka jaaygata khub sundar ! ;-)

Ek 'AIDS' rugike tar ma cithi likse- Dese asis na baba. Karon tui ele amader kajer buar AIDS hobe. Kajer buar AIDS hole tor babar hobe. Tor babar hole amr hobe. Amar hole tor cacar hobe. Tor cacar hole tor cacir hobe. Ar tor cacir hole pura gramer manuser AIDS hobe. Ki dorkar baba tor dese asar? Tui okanei mor.

1day husbnd & wife were fighting 4 their son. Husband- eta amar chele! Wife- acchaa! Gamla amar, dudh amar, r du fota lebur rosh felecho bole chana tomar!??

1din 1ta vir bus a 1ta chele 1ta sexy meyer buke fu dichilo. Girl: "fu dichen keno? cheleti bollo "ma boleche dudh uthle utle fu dite hoy tai".

Tinu:tui janis kthay sb teke besi CONDOM use hoy? Minu: Jani na tui bol. Tinu: Sorge. Minu: Ki kre janli? Tinu: Sei aadikaal thke jene aschi 33Koti debota,akhono 1ta o bareni.

Ekdin dadu balcony te bose dudh khachilo,bouma kapor melte elo,ekta blouse ure dudher cup e porlo. Dadu;bouma blouse sorao dudh khabo.

Baba : Tomake ei meyetake biye korte hobe . O gunoboti, rupoboti, bhagyaboti. Chele : Kintu amake amar GF kei biye korte hobe , karon se Garbhaboti !

Q: Purush R Mahilar madhye difference kee? A: Mahila Ekjan purusher kach theke anek jinis asha kore R Purush onek Mahilar kachh theke Ektai jinis asha kore ! ;-

Meye : Maa amader gram –e military eseche Maa: Bhetore chole aay, oder swabhab bhalo naa. Meye : Maa ora Paki military. Maa: Tahole to murgi gulo keo bhetore niye aay.

Raat dutor samay ekta lok daughter-in-law –r ghar theke beriye gelo. Sasuri dekhlo, kintu kichu bollo na. Keno ? : : Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi ! ;-)

Ek bhadralok tar nabalok chhele-ke : Amar money hoy ekhan samay hoyechhe tomar sange Sex niye alochana karar. Chele : Han Baba, balo kee jante chao ?

Ronny : Janis amar bou jol –ke khub bhoy pay. Bandhu : Keno ? Ronny : Arre kalke ghore giye dekhi O bath-tub –eo Security guard -er sange bose achhe.

Ekta lok train-e 3te bachcha niye travel korchhe. Ek passenger jigges korlo – Era ki apnar bachcha ? Lokta : Na. Ami ekta Condom factory te chakri kori. Era sab customer complaints.! >>> Husband wife –er jhagra hoyeche. Shute jawar samay husband bollo : Good night , 3 bachchar maa. Wife jabab dilo : good night ek bachchar baap !

Q: Purush R Mahilar madhye difference kee? A: Mahila Ekjan purusher kach theke anek jinis asha kore R Purush onek Mahilar kachh theke Ektai jinis asha kore ! ;-

Bolun to eman ekta shakto jinis jeta ekta lomosh gorto-r modhye dhukiye nara nari korle khub satisfaction / aaram paoya jaay. Kee jinis seta ? Ans : Inhaler !! Apni kee bhebechilen ? ;-)

Teacher porikkhar age student der porrache.. Karok, somas , bivokti porbe. Lingo ekto nere chere dekho.. R dhatu ashleo ashte pare..

Wife: 2mi amake kokhono ador koro na.. Hus: Ador na korle ei baccha ki net theke download korchi. Wife: na, eta toh tomar friend er pendrive theke neya.

kurbanir Eid. baba tar cheleke niye gelo goru kinte. saradin ghure fire sondhe bela akta roga-patla goru kine cheleke bollo---baba goruta niye tui bari ja ami bajar kore aschi. chele goru niye jacche. kichu dur jaowar por goruta dariye roilo. avabe bes koyek bar. sese cheleta akta lathi diye gorutake onek petalo. tai dekhe ak lok bollo- kire babu gorutake avabe marcho keno? cheleta bollp.... R koiyen na kaku. abbay akta voda kinna diche_Dhon da khali kharay. na marle jay na.

Phulsajya-r raate Bor romantic bhabe Bou-ke : Shona, aaj tomake Chand-e niye jabo, na Tara-te ? Bou lajja peye bollo: . . . . . Seta to tomar Rocket dekhei bolte parbo !

Girl : Ami tomake hridoy dite paarbo na ! Boy : Ami oto oporer katha bhabchhio na

Phulsajyar Raate Bor : He bhagwan, amay shakti ar Guidance dao ! Bou : Shakti chao, Guide to ami kore debo ;-)

Mahila Doctor ke : Sir, sex-er janya best time kokhon ? Doctor : Dupur 2-4 PM M : Keno ? D: Compounder oi somoy thakena, tai !

Meyer Baba :Tumi amar meyeke kobe theke bhalobaso ? Chele : 3 maas aager theke Baba : Ami kikore biswas korbo? Chele : 6 maas wait korun, biswas hoye jabe !

1ta 65 year Mohila R 27 year Chele biye Holo.. than Tara ek sathe Sara Raat Katalo.. Sokale Dekha Gelo Cheleta Mara Geche.. Portmotem Report Theke Jana Gelo Expired Dudh Khawar Jonno Se Mara Geche..

Roni Tar barir chade hatchilen.. Hothat ! 1t dhomka haowa eshe tar "LUNGI" uriye niye gelo. kharap vebona. "LUNGI" ta Shukate diyechilo.

Ami r amar gf.. Ekta room e. Table er upore, battir niche. Toktak Toktak.. Toktak Toktak.. Ki vabchen ?? Amra table tennis Khelchi..

BOU ER KACHE SWAMIR CHITI:- Priyotoma, ei mase office theke ekhono salary paini...Tai taka pathate parlam na... Tar poriborte 100ta KISS Pathalam, amr swtheart rag koro na plz....Eti- tomar priyotomo swami.... BOUER ANS:- Amr priyotomo jaan, tomar 100ta KISS er jonne thanks... Khorocher details niche janalam-- 1) Dudh wala 1 mase 2to KISS a raji hoyeche.. 2) Elect bill badod 7ta KISS diye konorokom biday korechi.. 3) Bariwala protidin ese 3ta kore KISS ney varar poriborte.. 4) Dokandar sudhu KISS a raji noy, take onno kichute santusto korte hoyeche.. 5) Onnano khoroch babod aro 40ta KISS dite hoyeche...Bt tumi chinta korona tomar deoa ekhono 35ta KISS ache...Asha kori maser bakita chaliye nite parbo...Agami maseo evabe chalabo kina janiyo....Eti- Tomar SWEET HEART..

Teacher:- tomar charecter tik rakhbe.Shob mohila tomar mayer mato mone korbe .Studen:-ki bolchen sir? shob mohila jodi amar mayer mato hoi tobe amar babar charecter kharap hoe jabe!

Ak ukil ek dhorsitake prosno korlo "jokhon apnake rape kora holo thokon apner kemon legeche ?"meye ti uttor dilo"jor kore modhu khawale jemon lage."!!!

cng driver tar gadi chalaschhe. Pesone royese boy friend and g.f. Suddenly, driver accident korlo. Ar por driver bole utlo,,'akhon bujsi taitanik kan dopse'

Bus-e ak mohila tar baccha niye jacche.conductor bus vara chaile take sudhu nijer vara ta dey.Conductor: bacchar vara den.Mohila: or vara lagbona. Oy ahono bota choshe.Cdtr: or bapeo to bota choshe tai boila ki or baper varao lagbona ???

1lok biyer por "cn" kinte bazare gelo, but lojjay sa bolte parena.Tai se pant er "cain" khule dokandar ke bollo vai eitar ki " kacing" ache?

1ta Chela toilet theka ashar somoi 1ta meya bollo! Excuse me! Apnar gait khola! Chela ti bollo! gait er darowan ka ki deka gesa?

Ekjon Mohila Traffic Police k biye Kore. Tar bondhu take jighesh korlo. Man: Bondhu Tomar prothom rat kemon katlo.. Man2: Besi speed e jonno 100 tk, wrong site er jonno 200tk, helmet na thakar jonno 500tk jorimana koreche amar wife.

মঙ্গলবার, ২৪ জুন, ২০১৪

Bijoya Sms

Mayer mukhe kotha boli, mayer mukhe hasi. Mayer hate kai ami, mayer pothe coli. Mayer sukhe hasi ami, mayer dukhe kadi. Mayer chokhe dekhi ami, mayer kane shuni. 2mar ma sobar ma, amar noyon moni.

Eso prithibi ke 2 vag kori,, Akash 2mar chad amar,, Ghum amar shopno 2mar,, Oh! ami akai vag korci niscoi rag korco?? Ok ami 2mar,, Ebar bolo 2me kar??

Ma momotar mohol. Ma pipasar jol. Ma valobashar sindho. Ma bethar owsud. Ma koster maje sukh. Ma chader jilik. Ma sorger malik. ..I LOVE YOU.."MA"

Samne ashche puja bai. Moner maje 2mi tai. Mayer mukher hasite. Nimontron dilam ashite. 2mar sathe korbo ari. Na ashle amar bari. ~shuvo durga puja~

Ma aj jabe cole. Make ami debo bole. Samne jeno ashe cole. Sei asha buke reke. Bijoya aj misti mukhe. "shuvo bijoya"

Misti sokal tanda hawa. Roder aber asha jawa. Make aj biday dewa. Ty janai shuvo bijoya. "pc sms"

utosber aj ses bela.... suru hobe sindur khela.... mon er majhe rekhe maa ke.... biday sur bajbe dhake. SUVO BIJOYA

dhaker baddi himel haowa, sindur khela biday bela. ashru chokhe maa er jaowa. aschhe bochhor abar paoa. ei ashatei SHUBO VIJOYA

Sukhe-dukkhe udash haoa,tin diner ei chaoa-paoa,shob perie aj bijoya,subhechhya tai janiye deoa,mon bole aj dhak'er robe,asche bochhor abar hobe.'SUVO BIJOYA'

Saptami,Ostami, Nabami galo,Elo Pujor Sesh.Mone tobu roye galo Anander Resh.Dasami abar diye galo agami pujor ASHA,SUBHO BIJAYAR sange janai PRITI O BHALOBASHA.

biday bajna,Himel haowa. Sindur khela,Maayer jaowa. Dukhi mone bidai deowa, Aasche bachor abar paowa... SUVO BIJAYA

Pujor diner khusir hawa,4 diner-e perie aj bijoya,subhecha tai janie dewa.Mon bale aj dhaker tale,asche bochor abar hobe.Subho Bijoya

Mohaparbon er somapon/ Dukkhe bhore uthlo mon/sobai mile bolo tobe/asche bochor abar hobe..suvo bijoya..

Dhaker kathir misti resh,pujo ebar holo sesh.Nuton ashai bandhi buk, sobar echche puron hok.Asche bachor abar hobe,k jane k kothai robe! "SUVO BIJAYA"

Ma j ebar jaor saje.Bisorjoner ghona baje,Boluk shobai mukhor robe,Asche bochor abar hobe.Subho bijoyar preeti o subhechchha…

chole Panchami khusir amej,sosthite bodhon.saptomite nacha nachi,ostomite vojon.nabomite ghure fire hapie lokjon,dasomite bidai sure kade sabar mon. Suvo Bijaya...

Pujor din koto aalo.. Aanondor din kete gelo.. Aaj holo Dashamir din.. Botol cholbe saradin.. Ek sathe bandhu Paach.. Vasane-te hobe naach Cholbe Nesha gola obdi.. Pase jodi thake BOUDI.. SUBHA BIJAYA DASAMI..

Kur kur kur,Bajche dhak, Kailash j dilo dak.Suru hobe Sindur khela,Debir j aaj Jaowar pala.Bodhon theke Bisorjon,Bhalo rekho MAA Sobar mon.SUBHO BIJOYA